Definition of Winter

+18°C In Hawaii they take an extra blanket.
+10°C In buildings in Helsinki they turn off the heating.
+2°C Italian cars can't start.
0°C Distilled water freezes.

-1°C You can see your breath. The Russians eat ice-cream and drink beer.
-4°C Your dog gets into your bed.
-10°C French cars can't start.
-12°C Politicians start talking about the homeless.

-15°C American cars can't start.

-20°C You can hear your breath.

-24°C Japanese cars can't start.

-28°C Your dog gets into your pyjamas.

-29°C German cars can't start.

-30°C No normal car can start.

-36°C Russian cars can't start.

-39°C The Russians button up their shirts.

-50°C Your car gets into your bed.

-60°C People in Helsinki are freezing. In Moscow they button up their coats.

-70°C Hell freezes. University in Kuznetsk organizes a cross-country.

-72°C Lawyers get their hands into their own pockets.

-120°C Alcohol freezes. The Russians are completely screwed.

-273,15°C Absolute zero. Elementary particles stop moving. A Russian guy licks frozen vodka.